http://bonehead.oddballs.com/Bonehead120x60.jpg Bonehead Of The Day Award http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ Bonehead Of The Day Award http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ Let's face it. Stupid people are funny!!! We search the world media for the best stories about them. Weird news too. Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:11 GMT UK School System Requires All Teenagers Get Certification In Knowing How To Catch A Bus http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/CertifiedSad.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/CertifiedSad.php So students who can't get certified in anything else won't feel bad. Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:11 GMT Man Who Stole iPods From Work Posted Ads At The Store He Stole Them From, Police Said http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/DumbAdSS.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/DumbAdSS.php Dumb AdSS! Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:40 GMT Red Cross Workers Tell Injured Bleeding Runner They Aren't Allowed To Use Adhesive Bandages And Antiseptic Because It's Too Dangerous http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/BloodyStupid.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/BloodyStupid.php Said they would have to remove their uniforms to comply. Wait. What? Mon, 27 Jul 2009 02:02 GMT Could Anyone Be Stupid Enough To Believe That The Hotel Wants Them To Break The Room Window With The Toilet Tank? http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/Smashing.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/Smashing.php Yes. And they also broke through the wall believing they had to rescue the guy in the next room. But alas, there is no rescue from stupidity. Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:35 GMT `I'm Too Tared To Cross The Street.' Watch Lazy People Stuck Like Flies Trying To Run Around Those Pesky Tar Spreaders Blocking The Crosswalk http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/RetaredCrossing.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/RetaredCrossing.php 1:15 video Mon, 06 Jul 2009 23:26 GMT UK Refuses To Release Names Of 39 Escaped Prisoners, Citing Privacy Protection. Releasing Victim's Names Still OK http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/VictimsOfPrivacy.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/VictimsOfPrivacy.php Was OK to name them when imprisoned but not when they escaped Sun, 05 Jul 2009 17:23 GMT UK Schools Ban Parents From Attending Athletic Events Because A Parent Could Be A Pedophile http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/ParentsFinishLast.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/ParentsFinishLast.php Because everyone knows a proud school administrator means more to a child than a proud parent Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:20 GMT Caller Tells Hotel Clerk To Smash All Lobby Windows and Snap Sprinkler Head. Clerk Replies, "Nobody Is That Stupid!" Only Kidding. $50,000 In Damages Ensue http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/AlarmingStupidity.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/AlarmingStupidity.php Caller said the only way to prevent the sprinklers from going off was to break all the lobby windows and snap the sprinkler head, sadly, the only head working in the hotel lobby at the time Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:27 GMT Woman Sues Quaker Oats Because She Thought A Captain Crunch Crunchberry Was A Real Berry http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/BerryStupid.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/BerryStupid.php Ate them for 4 years for better health. In other news, eating Captain Crunch Crunchberries cereal does not improve mental health Sat, 06 Jun 2009 19:36 GMT Genetically Modified What? Don't Ask Me. I'll Let The World's Worst Speaker Describe It To You http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/GeneticallySpeaking.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/GeneticallySpeaking.php Not safe for work without headphones. 17 second video Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:42 GMT Ask A Baltimore Police Officer For Directions? You Better Believe Your Butt Is Going To Be Hauled In http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/BaltimorePoliceFarce.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/BaltimorePoliceFarce.php Wish it were an exaggeration. Sadly, it's not. And the story gets worse Sun, 31 May 2009 16:21 GMT Russian Warship Mistakenly Deploys A Full Attack Salvo On A Small Village. Frack: The Only Damage Was A Broken Car Window http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/AttackFail.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/AttackFail.php Add 'fear of Russia' to the list of things that aren't like they used to be Fri, 29 May 2009 21:01 GMT Council Lifts Legally Parked Car. Paints No Parking. Tows Car. Denies Towing It For 3 Weeks. Charges $3.3K Fine For Not Paying Fine Quickly http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/BadParkingBreak.php http://bonehead.lerman.biz/php/BadParkingBreak.php Woman suffers injury from a bad parking break Fri, 29 May 2009 04:14 GMT A: 500 Ruble Note. Q: Which Banknote, Meant To Display The Solovetsky Monastery, Instead Displays The Solovetsky Death Camp? http://bonehead.lerman.biz/MoneyFailure.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/MoneyFailure.html Using the monastery picture? 500 rubles. Using the death camp picture? Priceless. Fri, 22 May 2009 18:54 GMT Dr. Uses Home Power Drill To Save Boy's Life Because The Local Hospital Doesn't Have The Right Tools. Wait! What? http://bonehead.lerman.biz/NotADrill.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/NotADrill.html This was no drill, but a real emergency. A drill with a bit of good luck Wed, 20 May 2009 03:11 GMT Man Makes Angry Call To Police About Non Stop Annoying Music. It Was His Musical Greeting Card. Plus A Few More Quick Ditties http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BoneChips16May09.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BoneChips16May09.html Bone chips for 16May09 Sat, 16 May 2009 14:13 GMT If You Have $31K Cash On The Back Seat Of A Convertible, Resist The Temptation To Lower The Top While Driving http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BlowingItAll.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BlowingItAll.html He was test driving an Audi. FAIL! Sat, 16 May 2009 06:18 GMT Don't Go To War With The Internet. Pirate Bay Prosecuting Attorneys Experience A `Denial Of Dollars' Attack. You Don't Want One http://bonehead.lerman.biz/PirateAttack.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/PirateAttack.html An interesting extra report Tue, 12 May 2009 23:42 GMT Dim Ember Makes A Big Fire. Then She Needs To Think Quickly About That Cup Of Gasoline She's Still Holding http://bonehead.lerman.biz/FireBomb.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/FireBomb.html 21 second flash video Mon, 11 May 2009 21:53 GMT Angry That The Packaged Pizza You Bought Has No Topping? Better Turn It Over Before Calling In A Complaint http://bonehead.lerman.biz/UpsideDownArgument.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/UpsideDownArgument.html Funny complaint recording. Then it was the store's fault, of course, for not having an arrow on the box Sat, 09 May 2009 16:09 GMT Got $9.2M To Throw Away? How About A Painting With Nothing More Than 8 Black Lines? Only $1.15M Per Line http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BlackAndWhiteWaste.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BlackAndWhiteWaste.html A waste of money? Seems black and white to us Thu, 07 May 2009 01:02 GMT Big Meeting?? Slides? Projector? Turned off Screen Saver? Doh! Not safe for your work either http://bonehead.lerman.biz/Titillating.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/Titillating.html 31 second video Mon, 04 May 2009 23:25 GMT Hand Over Your Money And Your Life. Chinese Local Officials Must Smoke 230K Packs Of Cigarettes/Year Or Be Fined http://bonehead.lerman.biz/MoneyAndYourLife.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/MoneyAndYourLife.html Are they trying to smoke out excessive local government? Mon, 04 May 2009 15:49 GMT Local UK Council Orders 6-year-old To Stop Making Pebble Dams In A 2 Inch Deep Creek, Citing Flash Flood Danger http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DamFools.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DamFools.html We can't have people doing this sort of thing willy-nilly Sun, 03 May 2009 18:35 GMT Lazy Florida Thief Phones Area Fast Food Restaurants Asking Them To Bring Him Cash. No, He's Not The Bonehead. It's Been Working Like A Charm! http://bonehead.lerman.biz/FastCash.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/FastCash.html Employees had no idea they shouldn't deliver cash to someone who simply asks for it Mon, 27 Apr 2009 03:22 GMT Man Smashes Bullet With A Hammer To Destroy It And A Few Other Quick Shots http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BoneChips26Apr09.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BoneChips26Apr09.html Making a heart attack victim walk down 3 flights of stairs to the ambulance are the wrong steps for a paramedic to take. Plus more. Sun, 26 Apr 2009 16:05 GMT Man Is Billed $62K By Cell Company To Download Wall-E. Realizing How Embarrassing This Is, They Reduced It To $17K http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DumbCall.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DumbCall.html That bunch of Verizon workers who follow that guy around in the commercials? It's not what you think. They want his wallet Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:38 GMT Hospital ER Staff Leaves Collapsed Man Outside Their Door And Calls 911 Instead, Citing Patient Safety Concerns http://bonehead.lerman.biz/EmergencyShutdown.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/EmergencyShutdown.html `Emergency Room Personnel at City Hospital apparently aren't equipped to deal with an emergency' Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:37 GMT Bone Chips: Bolting antlers to a doe to fool authorities and 3 more stories http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BoneChips18Apr09.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BoneChips18Apr09.html Also the the trademark fight between iFart and `Pull my finger' and more... Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:39 GMT What Is The First Thing You Should Do After The Duchess Of Cornwall Goes Potty At Your Pub? Why, Put The Toilet Seat Up On eBay, Of Course http://bonehead.lerman.biz/ShouldBThroneAway.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/ShouldBThroneAway.html An auction where only losers are winners Sat, 18 Apr 2009 04:01 GMT AP: You Made Art From Our Photo Without Permission Artist: But You Always Use Photos Of My Art Without Permission http://bonehead.lerman.biz/FrumpySuit.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/FrumpySuit.html Part of the recent Associated Press expansion into newspaper funnies Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:11 GMT Did You Survive A Mass Shooting? Don't Forget To File A Grievance For Missing Your Lunch Hour http://bonehead.lerman.biz/HardToSwallow.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/HardToSwallow.html `A lot of people lost more that day than just one hour' Fri, 17 Apr 2009 02:10 GMT Taking Pictures While Visiting London? You Better Believe That's An Act Of Terrorism http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BadPoliceImage.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BadPoliceImage.html The only image you get to keep of London is a bad image of the police Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:22 GMT Got A Pine Tree Growing In Your Lung? It's More Likely Than You Think http://bonehead.lerman.biz/WoodYouBelieve.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/WoodYouBelieve.html A weird extra report Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:21 GMT `The Aroused Elephant Ruined My Honeymoon Because He Made Me Feel Inadequate' And Other Travel Complaints http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DumberVacation.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DumberVacation.html `The beach was too sandy' Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:24 GMT Associated Press Threatens Its Own Affiliate With A Lawsuit For Using AP Content. And Then It Gets Ridiculous http://bonehead.lerman.biz/Embediciles.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/Embediciles.html Meet the Internet's first embediciles Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:22 GMT Don't Lower The Drawbridge After 30 Seconds If Ships Need 60 Seconds To Go Under http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BridgeDown.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/BridgeDown.html First the ship had one bridge, then two bridges, and then no bridges. 1:45 video Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:45 GMT TV Station Needs Censor Array Adjustment After Being Fooled Into On-Air Birthday Announcements For "Anita Lay," "Willie B Hardigan" And Others http://bonehead.lerman.biz/CensorArray.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/CensorArray.html Brought to you by our friends in Kirksville, Missouri Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:37 GMT Brought That Mobile Phone You Found To the Police? You Better Believe That's An Immediate Arrest With Fingerprinting And DNA Swab http://bonehead.lerman.biz/RightTroubleNow.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/RightTroubleNow.html Gives new meaning to "being in right trouble" Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:25 GMT Men's Room Mugger Decides To Rob Convention Attendees, According To 300 Police Officers At The Police Convention http://bonehead.lerman.biz/ArrestingLocation.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/ArrestingLocation.html The mugger chose a former police chief as his first (and last) victim Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:26 GMT Got Headphones? Then Listen To This Amazing Audio Technology. The Virtual Haircut. It Won't Seem So Virtual http://bonehead.lerman.biz/virtualhaircut.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/virtualhaircut.html Not a "bonehead award," but a "phonehead award." An interesting extra. Sat, 28 Mar 2009 16:12 GMT Want your students to win swim races? Do you: 1) teach better technique, 2) build up stamina, or 3) throw a live crocodile into the pool? http://bonehead.lerman.biz/TechniqueBites.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/TechniqueBites.html One girl described the experience as "absolutely terrifying" Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:32 GMT If It's Sticking Up, Don't Drive A Truck http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DontDriveWithItStickingUp.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DontDriveWithItStickingUp.html It goes down after a bang, of course. Hey, get your mind out of the gutter! 15 sec. vid Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:20 GMT Man Sues Himself, Another Man Sues Magician For Stealing God's Power, Plus 13 Other Schmucks http://bonehead.lerman.biz/LegallyInsane.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/LegallyInsane.html Stories of 15 court jesters Sun, 22 Mar 2009 08:55 GMT British Govt Says Bankruptcy and Homelessness Is Caused By Using The Phrase "Best Practice" http://bonehead.lerman.biz/EconomyFixed.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/EconomyFixed.html See. Fixing the economy wasn't so hard. Move along now Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:18 GMT Man Falls 4 Floors While Showing Woman Not To Fear Heights. Dude, You're Doing It All Wrong. By Dumb Luck, He Lived http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DumbDrop.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DumbDrop.html Was trying to impress the women. Ladies, this is NOT a repeat of from last week. This is a different guy Thu, 19 Mar 2009 09:23 GMT Japanese City Reclaims $250K Of Gold In 6 Months From Raw Sewage. Call It Their Pot Of Gold http://bonehead.lerman.biz/PotOfGold.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/PotOfGold.html Bonus: City's name is Suwa Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:12 GMT Resist The Urge To Burgle The Neighborhood While Wearing An Ankle Monitor Recording Every Detail Of Your Whereabouts http://bonehead.lerman.biz/IAmHere.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/IAmHere.html We were able to ... pinpoint right down to the rooftops Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:12 GMT Might Want To Rethink That Old Expression, "Stay On Track Kid" In Our New YouTube Era http://bonehead.lerman.biz/OffTrack.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/OffTrack.html How to be "on track" and "off track" at the same time. 56 sec. video Sat, 07 Mar 2009 10:55 GMT Don't Complete Something Called The 'Dartmoor Devil Endurance Event' If Claiming You Were Too Ill To Answer Your Bosses Phone Calls For 92 Days http://bonehead.lerman.biz/SicksSicksMiles.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/SicksSicksMiles.html Saying attempts to reach you was a "campaign of bullying" will not get your job back either Fri, 06 Mar 2009 22:20 GMT British Giant, Tesco, Refuses Alcohol Sales To Parents http://bonehead.lerman.biz/LawAbuse.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/LawAbuse.html The fun never begins until stupid people do law enforcement Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:32 GMT Try Remembering To Print On Both Sides Of Your Fake Money When Buying Drugs From An Undercover Officer http://bonehead.lerman.biz/ButRealTrouble.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/ButRealTrouble.html It did buy extra jail time though Sun, 01 Mar 2009 17:09 GMT Irish Police Could Not Figure Out How A Man With 50 Traffic Violations And 50 Different Addresses Was Never Caught http://bonehead.lerman.biz/LicensedToAvoidFines.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/LicensedToAvoidFines.html The answer was under their noses all the time Sun, 01 Mar 2009 17:09 GMT Alabama Ordered To Pay $177K Back Pay To A Woman For A Non-Existent Job http://bonehead.lerman.biz/PayBack.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/PayBack.html A "Justice is blind, but only because it has its head up its butt," bonehead award Sat, 28 Feb 2009 14:03 GMT Ryanair Airlines Wants To Charge $1.40 Per Toilet Visit http://bonehead.lerman.biz/HoldingPattern.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/HoldingPattern.html Gives new meaning to the word, LOOting Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:23 GMT City Officials Ticket Abandoned Car Seven Times Before Finding Dead Body In Back Seat http://bonehead.lerman.biz/Lucky7.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/Lucky7.html City says parking enforcement isn't trained to find dead bodies Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:44 GMT Man Shoveled Sidewalk But Got $111 Fine For Not Shoveling The Lawn. Yep, It's The Law in Laureldale, PA http://bonehead.lerman.biz/LawnRanger.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/LawnRanger.html The Lawn Ranger wrote on the ticket, 'Resident failed to shovel grass' Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:28 GMT Stick To The Straight And Narrow Is Not Always Good Advice http://bonehead.lerman.biz/StraightAndNarrow.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/StraightAndNarrow.html Forklift operator's narrow ways and narrow escape. 36 sec. video Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:36 GMT Meet us on Twitter!! and feed us for a change. Get some extra yucks that won't get published. Whatever. http://twitter.com/Bonehead_Award http://twitter.com/Bonehead_Award Hurry, before all the Internet bandwidth is gone! Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:36 GMT Houston Planned to Pay Off Debts Of First Time House Seekers To Artificially Boost Their Credit Scores http://bonehead.lerman.biz/CreditCrunch.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/CreditCrunch.html Because it worked so well with sub-prime mortgage lending Wed, 25 Feb 2009 02:02 GMT Don't Answer Your Cell And Start Explaining What Went Wrong In Your Prior Operation While Your Next Eye Surgery Patient Is Awake On The Table http://bonehead.lerman.biz/TheaterOfTheAbsurd.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/TheaterOfTheAbsurd.html Patient bolted from the table and didn't return. Doctor to get HMO award Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:01 GMT Go To Jail For Unplugging Your WiFi Router? It's More Likely Than You Think http://bonehead.lerman.biz/RouterLaws.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/RouterLaws.html Bills in both houses make turning off your wireless router illegal Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:25 GMT 'Doing Your Business' In A Police Station Men's Room Stall Never Refers To Your Phone-Based Drug Business http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DoingYourBusiness.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/DoingYourBusiness.html Man's drug business is in the toilet ... again Mon, 16 Feb 2009 00:26 GMT This Is Today In A Nutshell http://bonehead.lerman.biz/NutShell02Feb09.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/NutShell02Feb09.html February 14, 2009 Sat, 14 Feb 2009 20:55 GMT Send A Check Written On An Unwashed Kitchen Table? That's A Full Hazmat Alert With Quarantined Police And Evacuation http://bonehead.lerman.biz/PuddingMeOn.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/PuddingMeOn.html I'm not pudding you on! Sat, 14 Feb 2009 19:48 GMT Slow Witted + Fast Train = Lost Sole http://bonehead.lerman.biz/LostSole.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/LostSole.html He could have lost his soul, but fate settled for his sole instead. 19 second video you'll watch at least twice Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:01 GMT Auto Destruct Sequence http://bonehead.lerman.biz/AutoDestructSequence.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/AutoDestructSequence.html Apparently, you only need to possess the skill to get the drivers license, not to drive. Amazing scenes in this video Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:01 GMT Report: Top Software Security Company's Websites Are Constantly Hacked. Then It Gets Embarrassing http://bonehead.lerman.biz/NotSecure.html http://bonehead.lerman.biz/NotSecure.html Same SQL injection attack technique is used more than once Tue, 10 Feb 2009 01:04 GMT Ooh. Empty Parking Space. Better Make A Jump For It http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ParkAndFly.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ParkAndFly.html World's worst parking job. Notice how close the back of the car is to the edge. 1:19 long video Thu, 05 Feb 2009 21:43 GMT Two Perfectly Matched Partners In Crime Attempt Escape While Handcuffed Together http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/PartnersInCrime.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/PartnersInCrime.html Should we go left or right? I know, let's take a pole! 16 sec. video Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:18 GMT Man Tells 911 Dispatcher To Hold On So He Can Finish Buying Cocaine. What Could Possibly Go Wrong? http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/BigDeal.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/BigDeal.html He should be happy with the quick police response Wed, 04 Feb 2009 23:02 GMT Shopaholic Dies At Home In Clothing Avalanche. Police Need 2 Days To Find Her Body http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/Buried.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/Buried.html Plenty of material evidence Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:08 EST Apparently This Does Need To Be Said. It Is Never A Good Idea To Use A Blow Torch To Melt Ice On Your Porch http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/BlowTorch.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/BlowTorch.html The good news: There's no more ice on the porch. No, not that porch. The old porch. Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:29 EDT Did You Ever Think Anyone Would Would Be Dumb Enough To Drive Their Pickup Truck Over A Semi-Frozen Pond? Me Neither http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ThinIce.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ThinIce.html When thick people meet thin ice, it all goes down wrong Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:42 GMT The Best Of Dynamic Italian Politics. Italian Senator Giulio Andreotti Has A Senate Moment During A TV Interview http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/PerfectPoliticalSpeech.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/PerfectPoliticalSpeech.html At least he won't be proposing any stupid laws Thu, 18 Dec 2008 00:28 GMT Answer: 'Half Your Life' Question: 'How Long Must You Wait To Get Urgent Medical Treatment From The UK NHS?' http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/HalfLife.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/HalfLife.html Woman given less than 2 months to live if untreated is told she has to wait 25 days to get medication Wed, 17 Dec 2008 20:15 GMT If You Claim You Can't Walk 20 yds Without Crutches, And You Accept $17K Benefits, Don't Run A 10km Road Race And Then Boast About It In The Newspaper http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ImpairedMorality.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ImpairedMorality.html With stupid comments thrown in because he 'walks the walk and talks the talk' Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:54 GMT In Reality, They Can't Find You. But Virtually, They Can. And You Are Still In Real Trouble http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/VirtuallyAnywhere.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/VirtuallyAnywhere.html First use of Facebook to serve legal documents. A 'weird extra' report. Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:19 GMT FOLLOW-UP: Dollar Tree reverses stance. Will pay death benefit http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/DollarTreeFertilizer.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/DollarTreeFertilizer1.html Retail chain which refused to pay a death benefit for worker killed because of her looks changes their mind, citing "public outrage" Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:13 GMT An MRSA Infection. Just What The Doctor Ordered For Improved Financial Health Of Your Hospital http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/MRSA.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/MRSA.html Hospital charges man $32K to cure him of the deadly infection he caught at the hospital Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:31 GMT If You Sell Fake Ids, It's Never A Good Idea To Cover Your Car With Ads To Promote Your Business And Then Drive It Around Tennessee http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/FakeIds.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/FakeIds.html With picture goodness Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:29 GMT Does This Picture Make Me Look Stupid? http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/DoesThisMakeMeLookStupid.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/DoesThisMakeMeLookStupid.html Man thought it a no-brainer to steal 6 security cameras. He was right. Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:30 GMT It Takes A Lot Of BS To Fertilize A Dollar Tree http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/DollarTreeFertilizer.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/DollarTreeFertilizer.html Retailer refuses to pay death benefit for worker killed for her looks. Being killed for selling a fall-apart can opener still OK Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:14 GMT UK Police Spend 35K Pounds For A New Logo That Looks Exactly Like The Old Logo http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/OldNew.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/OldNew.html The good news for them is that nobody will ever notice Mon, 27 Oct 2008 22:12 GMT Italy Makes Blogging A 2 Year Jailable Offense. They Didn't Mean To, But Still. Italian Government Response? 2 Bloggers Down, 4,999,998 To Go http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ItalyBansBlogging.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ItalyBansBlogging.html Technology ignorant judge takes down freedom of speech in one stroke of his pen Sun, 28 Sep 2008 09:42 EDT China Announces Successful Launch Of Astronauts, 3 Hours Before The Launch, Complete With Astronaut Chatter And Ground Crew Going Wild http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/StoryLaunch.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/StoryLaunch.html Because it worked so well for them during the Olympics with fake fireworks, fake ethnic children, a fake cute singing child and more recently with fake milk Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:07 EDT Next Comes The Lawsuit For 'Butt Rash' And 'Toxic Mold In My Car!!!' Because There Was No Sign, 'Do Not Use Inside Your Vehicle' http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ButtRash.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ButtRash.html 47 sec video of a dumb woman at the car wash making a CARtoon for us to enjoy Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:12 EDT Are You Just Some College Kids Goofing Around On MySpace Claiming You Are Rich So You Can Meet Women? That's A $320K Tax Bill http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/TaxingLies.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/TaxingLies.html "...they were shown a huge stack of 'evidence' that appeared to be page after page printed off the ... MySpace web site" Tue, 23 Sep 2008 01:23 EDT Council Places Convicted Rapist/Murderer Into The Same Housing They Use For Battered Wives. What Could Possibly Go Wrong? http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ARapistPutInWomensHostel.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ARapistPutInWomensHostel.html But don't worry. He's been moved over concerns for his safety Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:41 EDT Leave Your Trash Bin Out More Than 24 Hours After Collection? That's A $9,150 Fine In East Staffordshire http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/NotFine.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/NotFine.html Because, says this UK council, someone may bump into your bin and hurt themselves Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:02 EDT If You Wanted To Create A TV Ad To Promote The PC, Would You Use A PC To Create The Ad Images? Nah. Microsoft Neither http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/WeGetThePicture.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/WeGetThePicture.html "I'm A PC" Ad images posted on the Microsoft website have "Adobe Photoshop C3 Macintosh" in the originating-software stamp. Just for laughs Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:13 EDT RIAA Sues An Attorney, "To Punish Him," For Successfully Defending A Woman They Sued. Claim He Defended Her Only To Annoy Them. Seriously! http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/BrokenRecord.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/BrokenRecord.html And yes, they are suing her for not losing Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:09 EDT A Sign From Above. 10 Second Video That Goes Like This: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 OMG!! http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/LookUpForASign.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/LookUpForASign.html Is this person incredibly lucky, or unlucky? You decide. A weird extra Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:51 EDT Which Is The Hotter And More Memorable Orientation? Going With The Horizontal Or The Vertical? Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/HorizontalOrVertical.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/HorizontalOrVertical.html Do horizontal or vertical stripes make you look thinner? You decide. A Weird Extra report Sat, 13 Sep 2008 11:51 EDT "You Got To Know When To Hold 'Em, ... Know When To Walk Away And Know When To Run" http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/PMSBuddy.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/PMSBuddy.html Free website warns guys when it's that time of month. A weird extra report Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:18 EDT In The UK, You Can Now Be Arrested For Walking In A Public Park Without A Child http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ParksAndPedophiles.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/ParksAndPedophiles.html Why can't people just stay indoors? Won't someone please think of the children! Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:12 EDT Bloomberg Financial, Where It's, "Tomorrow's Headlines Today," Gets Confused And Thinks "Yesterday's Headlines Today" To Make Today's Headlines Today, "UAL Shares Walloped By New Posting Of Old News" http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/OldNews.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/OldNews.html UAL stock tanks 76% at jet speed Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:06 EDT Camera Shy Snake http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/CameraShy.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/CameraShy.html Why zoom lenses were invented. 21 sec video Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:25 EDT If You Are In The US Illegally, It's Probably Best That You Resist Interviewing For That Border Patrol Job http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/BadJobChoice.html http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/BadJobChoice.html Otherwise, you'll get some pre-employment training Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:25 EDT Start With A Wild Imagination, Add A Touch Of Mass Hysteria And You Soon Have A Full Scale Police Operation, Helicopter And All, Looking For ... 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