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      <description>A great commercial most of us can relate to.  Enjoy.</description>
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      <description>Citing health and safety regulations that prevent them from helping, paramedics make frail elderly woman crawl up steps, on her behind, to get into her house</description>
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      <description>FBI website meant to teach children not to give out personal information while at a website violates child online safety laws by asking children to give out personal information</description>
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      <description>California politician votes against, and kills, his own bill, yet finds a way to show that he officially voted for it</description>
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      <title>Understanding The Gravity Of Their Actions</title>
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      <description>Finding that their new refrigerator won't fit through the door, these guys decide to try to fit it through the smaller top floor window.  About a 1 minute video</description>
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      <title>Artful Look At Lack Of Commonsense</title>
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      <title>Giving A Call Back</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 21:01 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>Winning For Dummies</title>
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      <description>A central Florida Catholic school hired two brothers with a long felony arrest record.  Why?</description>
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      <title>I Love That Dirty Water</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2006 21:01 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>Spewball Boneliners</title>
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      <title>A strange lawsuit. The only winning move is not to file. How about a nice game of chess?</title>
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      <description>A 22-year-old woman, mother of a 3-year-old, is arrested for filing a child support lawsuit against the child's father</description>
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      <title>An Idle Lawyer Is The Devil's Playground</title>
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      <description>German law lets kidnap victims sue the state for compensation.  What's a lawyer to do if there aren't enough kidnap victims?</description>
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      <title>Going Back To The Capitol</title>
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      <description>Police stop man going 40 MPH in reverse, planning on a 310 mile trek.  His transmission was broken and he thought he had a good idea</description>
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      <title>Not The Brightest Diamond In The Jewelry Store</title>
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      <description>A man who stole a $15,000 diamond ring from DD Jewellers in the UK returned an hour later to DD Jewellers in the UK trying to sell it back, police said.</description>
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      <title>It's Not Just What's In The Bag</title>
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      <description>These are the coolest shopping bags you'll ever see.  Trust me on this</description>
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      <title>The Evil Parallel Universe 07-Oct-06</title>
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      <description>In the Evil Parallel Universe, you can save a lot of money because you don't need your police force</description>
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      <description>Math genius wins a $100 amazon.com gift certificate on eBay for $127.50</description>
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      <description>10-year-old girl suspended from school for refusing to strip down to her undies in front of a classroom of boys.  You can't make this stuff up.</description>
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      <title>Government Of The People, By The Person</title>
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      <description>Woman complains to wimpy mayor that seeing police officers eating a banana in public, given to them to replenish lost potassium in the hot sun, offends her.  Guess who's going to keel over for now on?</description>
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      <description>An "unclear on the concept," bonehead award goes to this home builder</description>
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      <title>See for yourself.  According to Google, a 200 foot long earwig is lose in Germany.</title>
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      <description>Two Durban, South African, police officers solicited bribes from motorists as they stood in front of a city surveillance camera they helped set up, police said.</description>
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      <description>A raging neo-nazi white supremacist is assigned a black attorney by the court.  You gotta love it</description>
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      <title>Insightful Words</title>
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      <description>See statements like "I am seeking a new position as I have recently been laid" that were sent to an ad agency in cover letters over the years by job seekers</description>
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      <description>Australia finally fires bus driver who had 69 accidents in 6 years.  Union files for unfair dismissal</description>
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      <title>Love At First Bite</title>
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      <description>Diver finds a nurse shark and decides, for some reason, to give it a kiss on the lips.</description>
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      <description>Watch what happens as these two burglars try to break a plexiglass window.  17 seconds is all you need.</description>
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      <description>If you have any idea how these 3 live minnows could get inside a sealed duck egg, biologists at the University of Manchester would like you to give them a call</description>
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      <title>Dumb Luck</title>
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      <description>Before building a $35 million gambling casino, always check first to make sure gambling is legal there</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 15:29 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>Mozilla Japan Feeds Fox Wasabi</title>
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      <description>Japan Mazilla's new Firefox emblem is not depicting what they had in mind.</description>
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      <title>Couple Of Dumb Criminal Stories</title>
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      <description>A couple of dumb criminal stories for you</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 15:29 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>Court Jester</title>
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      <description>A man, standing trial for stealing computers, steals the court's computers</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 23:52 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>Dream Busses</title>
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      <description>A city puts up bus stops where no busses are planned to ever stop ... on purpose!</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:46 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>Leg Of Mutton</title>
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      <description>It took years of searching but we found the stupidest dog in the world.  40 second video.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 17:45 EST</pubDate>
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      <description>Today's favorite headlines</description>
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      <title>Miss Great Britain Has A Historyrectumy</title>
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      <description>A "Stupidest Utterance In The World," Bonehead Award</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 13:28:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>Oooh Eeee Oooh Ow Ow - And then the witch doctor He told me what to do...</title>
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      <description>A Serbian man followed his witchdoctor's orders and tried having sex with a hedgehog</description>
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      <title>It's Snow Way To Do It</title>
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      <description>1 minute 35 seconds of amazing video of a group of men of little brains trying to get a car out of snow.  Watch it till the end.</description>
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      <description>A woman in China went into labor just 300 meters from the hospital after a dozen cabs refused to drive her the rest of the way.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:05:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <description>Never, ever, park your car in a judge's reserved parking spot or you'll do time of one sort or another.</description>
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      <description>A Nigerian man claims he did not kill his brother. He killed a goat which through an evil magic turned into his dead brother.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:05:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <description>If you're going to smash your van to get the insurance money, don't video tape it and then lose the tape.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:05:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <description>Bryan Sanderson of Virginia robbed two banks and both times drove off in his company truck which had "Sanderson Services" printed in large letters on both sides, police said.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 22:03:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <description>A man, a few doors down, robs his neighbor's house and then sells their stuff in a yard sale.</description>
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      <description>A bank robber tried robbing the Town Hall, believing it to be a bank.  But that's the smartest part.</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 21:35:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <description>See if you can figure out how they know who stole the CCTV camera</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 00:48:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>Woman Gets Special Package From Her Uncle Sammy</title>
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      <description>The US Patent and Trademark office sent a woman 10 MBs of porn to help explain why her application to protect the phrase "You cum like a girl" was rejected.  You can't make this stuff up</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 00:48:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>Swear's The Justice?</title>
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      <description>For more than two years a group of about 15 teenage thugs hounded Donna Appleyard, subjecting her to relentless abuse, threats and vandalism ... And who do you think the police nicked? Her.. for swearing</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 19:25:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>Favorite Headlines 10-Sep-06</title>
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      <description>Today's favorite headlines</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 19:41:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>Bomb Scare</title>
      <link>http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/Bomb.html</link>
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      <description>If you happen to find a potent and destructive 8-ounce stick of Semtex plastic explosive near Logan airport in Boston, please call the Massachusetts State Police. They would appreciate if you'd return it to them.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 18:30:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>It's A Stretch</title>
      <link>http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/JapaneseDevices.html</link>
      <guid>http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/JapaneseDevices.html</guid>
      <description>Four strange Japanese devices to stretch a woman in several places to enhance her beauty.  With must-see picture of results.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 18:30:00 EST</pubDate>
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      <title>He Sort Of Knew When To Stop</title>
      <link>http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/RedLight.html</link>
      <guid>http://Bonehead.Oddballs.com/RedLight.html</guid>
      <description>A man being chased through three towns by New Hampshire police stopped at every red light.  Strange.</description>
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