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China Announces
Successful Launch Of Astronauts, 3 Hours Before The
Launch, Complete
With Astronaut Chatter And Ground Crew Going Wild
Because
it worked so well for them during the Olympics with fake fireworks,
fake ethnic children, a fake cute singing child and more recently with
fake milk
China's leading Xinhua news
agency reported the successful launch of the Shenzhou, fool you, VII.
The report came with astronaut chatter, gave detailed moment
to moment tracking over the Pacific Ocean, included
technicians staring at the launch screens, and was window dressed with
clapping, cheering, and everything else you've seen before in science
fiction films.
Trouble is it was announced hours before the launch happened.
China would only explain it as a "technical problem."
Watch for China's announcement tomorrow that the problem was traced
back to the time machine they invented next month.
News.com.au (Australia) 26-Sep-08
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